Stories

Name: mrduckbear

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Sweet Victory against Bullies is Fun =)

When my friend and i were walking passed a group of guys picking up garbage and lo and behold one of them happened to be someone i disliked back in the day because he was a pompous jerk to me!! although i already got back at him before so i felt like i got my revenge, but this was just too perfect.

I went over to him and said "well well, if it isn't (insert his name), get into more trouble again"

He says "**** off"

I said "No i'm serious, what happened this time"

He says "It's none of your business alright"

I said "Are you still getting in trouble because you realized you were an adopted child to a native family? I mean i'm surprised you didn't realize that considering you're a white"

(which is ironic btw cause he's a white kid adopted from a native aboriginal family lmao. the irony it is)

He's like "What the **** you just say?"

I said "Well if i remember correctly, you were always venting out your anger because everyone made fun of you for being the kid being part of a native family. Personally i don't blame your blood parents dumping you because i think they made the right decision to curb your ass"

He then literally lunged that sharp tipped garbage pick up stick right at my arm and it hurt like a bitch!! it almost stabbed right into me. I literally said "Oww"

I then yelled for the guy watching over them to come over since he literally attacked me.

He's like "you asked for it. seems like you haven't grown up yet"

I said to him before he came "yeah especially when those who's been waiting for years to get payback. Have fun in the time-out chair punk, you'll be sitting in it for awhile"

When the guy came i showed him what he did he literally took him away by his ear after making him apologize to me lol.

Let's not forget i had a witness too, aka my friend. So he couldn't do anything to me knowing i had someone next to me and thankfully he didn't need to say anything all this time.

Monday, April 16, 2007

In a way, Jack Thompson is right. Violent Video Games are not the answer..

so in a way, Jack Thompson is right.

if you look back at the past school shooters history, they owned a PC or XBOX/XBOX 360 in that latest shooter's case, and all had games that had a gun, blood, gore and violence.

Look at the guys who can't stop playing online video games 24/7, now they didn't kill anybody, but they killed themself to end the virtual reality.

Sometimes, people can't tell the difference between reality and make-believe, when the 2 worlds finally co-incide, they act on that and think humans are the aliens or bad guys those people have been killing 24/7 from a video game.

So i do agree with him on that extent that violent video games can cause gamers to be violent themself because it's either "too real" for them or because it might be "cool" to do that. it may not turn someone violent, but it can most likely tip (someone who was semi-violent), over the edge.

That's why i choose to play fantasy/adventure rpg type games because i don't believe in gun violence that kills people. Plus i heard people that threaten others over online gaming can actually come true...

Maybe the disclaimer should be listed in the actual video game cause no one ever reads the fine print on a box.

then again, it is america. they like to play western games that gear to their tastes. guns, violence, gore, and gaming hate to other gamers online.

if you look past on history, america has a lot of blood on their hands. so it's no surprise they love their own types of games for the most part.

why else do most guys who bought an xbox say "i don't wanna play some gay anime games" after playing halo ...these games are turning them violent

But i' m buddhist, so obviously i'm against violence, military, gangs and redneck republicans. that's just me so i'm in the minority. but i am always right

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Everytime bad luck strikes me, a Soldier dies..lol isn't that funny?

Like right now, something bad just happened to me which i won't say. But it's definately bad luck coming back to haunt me..must be that christian evil i got from not taking a pamphlet from some christian nut.

But because it happened, a Soldier is gonna die to make up for my evil doings.

So i wouldn't be surprised if i hear on the news if some sort of Soldier has died soon...that'll be thanks from buddha giving me back my good luck. :p

Remember now, military personnell are evil. anyone who puts harm on others don't deserve any sympathy. gun lovers are not nice people.

As long as this buddhist is alive, aka me, i don't give a tinkers toot about those soldiers up in arms

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

An old man asked me to sign a petition...lol, idiot

When i was walking down passed the tennis court, this homeless just follows me and calls to me to stop for a moment

He says "Excuse me sir, if i have a moment of your time"

i was like "No sorry, i'm not interested"

He then cuts in front of me and asked me if i would read this petition he's creating because he says that the university has asked him to not live in the school premises since it's private property. But he's petitioning to allow him to stay because it's "Dangerous" downtown.

Hell i've seen him before and he looks dangerous already to me.

I said "Sorry, but i'm not on your side in this issue"

He says "Do you support the govt's treatment of the homeless? and that the university can just tell people where to go and what to do?"

I said "Well unfortunately for you, your problem doesn't involve me and i really don't care what happens to you okay? They can turn you into a mailbox and i still wouldn't care, the only person i do care about, is me"

He said "I beg your pardon young man?"

I took the piece of paper he gave me and i told him "I see you're hearing impaired, let me give you the close captioning version"

I ripped up the piece of paper and threw it in his face and left.

lol these people are now starting to move on up to the safer zone where they really belong in the danger zone. And if you didn't know, i'm for the Liberal gov't because these people will just bring their drug induced buddies with them if we let them

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Why would a girl insult me with the "Do you have a small dick" attack?

I wasn't gonna talk about this because it was quite humiliating when this happened.
But about 3 months ago, when i was sitting on a bench waiting for someone, there was a guy and girl across from me making out like there was no tomorrow. They didn't even seem to care who was sitting near them either, even if it was just me.

So i just hollered at them and said "excuse me, can you guys do that some place else, i'm getting a little uncomfortable here"

Then the girl said to me rudely "Then go sit some place else then"

I was like "Well i'm waiting for someone here and btw, this is a public bench. Not a bench for hoes looking to make a quick buck with random guys off the street"

She says "excuse me? what did you just say to me?"
The guy with her retorts that.

I said "I said this isn't a place for whores to be"

she says "Are you just upset because you have a small dick?"

I was pissed after that, i said "Hold up, i'm not havin it anymore. I know you didn't just insulted me"

The guy walks up and said "Hey man, you started it. Why don't you stay out of people's business you glob" and yes, he did say glob.

The girl says "That's right, and we've been making out here all the time so mind your own business. It's not like i'm sleeping with my man"

I was like "Well, if your b/f steps to me one more time, you'll be sleeping with a dead man"

When they decided not to move, i just moved some place else. But the next time something like this happens, then it's gonna be on.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Why do people always want to piss me off?

It was the first day of school and it was hot as hell, so i sat down on a bench in the shade...

I put my bag on the other side of the bench and all of a sudden this ugly ass girl asked me "Hi, is anyone sitting there?"

I said "Uh yeah, my bag is here. sorry"

She's like "Can you move it please? I'd like to sit down"

I said "Go sit somewhere else. There's lots of benches around, why do you have to sit here?"

She says "Because it's the only bench that has a shade in it."

I said "Well too bad, i got here first so i claim my name on it."

She's like "Fine, whatever" and then she walks away....

I went to quickly throw something in the garbage, and the dumb hoe is sitting on the other side of the bench after moving my bag!!?

I said "What are you doing? I told you you couldn't sit here"

She says "Sorry, i thought you left. But i'm not leaving now so deal with it"

I said "But this is my bench, i told you i claimed it already"

She's like "Oh, well i guess it's my bench now"I was just so mad at her at that point, i picked up my bag and said "Fine. Take it. but i'll see you again hoe, i will see you"

I'm getting a migraine...

Saturday, September 02, 2006

I got a mentally challenged person in trouble today =)

My brother wanted to go get something and this person just rams into me like i was a wall...I was like "Ow. Watch where you're going"

The person turns around...and i knew at that point he was retarded..what with the cross-eyed goofed face look.

He's like "Sowwry"

I said "Well don't let it happen again you dumbass"

Then i assume that was his brother came over..(i was right btw) and said to me "Hey what are you hassling with my brother"

I said "Your brother purposely walked right in front of me and i thought that was rude"

He's like "Cut him some slack he's mentally challenged. You're practically taking up the whole space. Talk to him like that again and i'll ****ing kill you"

They left after that...but, i was not about to let him have the last word or public embarrassment.

When the sane brother walked away, i picked up an object off the shelf and walked right up to the retarded brother.

I said to him "Hey i'm sorry about that. I was just in a bad mood. Here, i hope you like it better than i did"

He's like "thaaaaaaanks" in that slow way.

I was like "your welcome. well bye"

I walked right out of the store and waiting in anticipation on their depature....and just 5 minutes later they did and the bells started ringing lol.I hate to say it but retarded people are so easy to play mind games with.